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Title: Have you ever hid your stash so well even YOU couldn't find it?
Post by: InkIndulgence on September 20, 2012, 12:38 am
Dude I just spent the last hour tearing my place apart, putting it back together, then tearing it apart again because I couldn't find my shit. I was freaking out thinking who'd been at my house lately and at one point was thinking that the maintenance men had to have plotted to steal from me. I was even looking in ridiculous places that the rational person in me knew it could not logically be like my oven. Then I found it, and remembered purposefully hiding there so that no one but me would find it. Annnd then I forgot  :o

Now I'm laughing, but have you guys ever done that? Like had that horrible feeling of "Oh shit, where the hell is it? It was right here! Ahh!!"
Title: Re: Have you ever hid your stash so well even YOU couldn't find it?
Post by: fartsinthewind on September 20, 2012, 12:41 am
Yeah. Everytime I get a bunch of xanax, I get about halfway through them and FORGET where I put the rest! There must be hundreds around here!
Title: Re: Have you ever hid your stash so well even YOU couldn't find it?
Post by: InkIndulgence on September 20, 2012, 12:45 am
With xanax I DEFINITELY believe that.

The rare occasions that I'm in super fiend mode I'm always so sure that I must have dropped, forgot about, or otherwise hid that LAST bit from a long time ago that I can never find. And on the even more rare times that you DO find drugs that you forgot about or didn't know were there it is like the GREATEST feeling ever like they shine gold light when you find them and angels sing.
Title: Re: Have you ever hid your stash so well even YOU couldn't find it?
Post by: fartsinthewind on September 20, 2012, 12:49 am
haha yeah. The plus about having a serious drug collection for a while is stumbling upon random goodies down the road.

One time I had some xanax and ambien in my car's cupholder, and they somehow slid under the center console. That weekend I got in there with a toolbox and flashlight and salvaged probably half of them. It was a hell of an effort.
Title: Re: Have you ever hid your stash so well even YOU couldn't find it?
Post by: InkIndulgence on September 20, 2012, 01:00 am
ahhhh I've taken a toolbox to my car insides as well when I've dropped a pill. Desperate times.
Title: Re: Have you ever hid your stash so well even YOU couldn't find it?
Post by: fartsinthewind on September 20, 2012, 01:29 am
Amen brotha.

BTW congrats on your full member status! How's about a +1 karma and we'll keep this thing ROLLING another 20 posts and i'll pay you back.
Title: Re: Have you ever hid your stash so well even YOU couldn't find it?
Post by: darthvaderstar on September 20, 2012, 01:30 am
I take 2 xanax bars and go to sleep, then wake up finding that my bag full of bars(3 more) are missing. I then realize i have taken all of them, wtf.
Title: Re: Have you ever hid your stash so well even YOU couldn't find it?
Post by: Ballzinator on September 20, 2012, 01:32 am
Dude I just spent the last hour tearing my place apart, putting it back together, then tearing it apart again because I couldn't find my shit. I was freaking out thinking who'd been at my house lately and at one point was thinking that the maintenance men had to have plotted to steal from me. I was even looking in ridiculous places that the rational person in me knew it could not logically be like my oven. Then I found it, and remembered purposefully hiding there so that no one but me would find it. Annnd then I forgot  :o

Now I'm laughing, but have you guys ever done that? Like had that horrible feeling of "Oh shit, where the hell is it? It was right here! Ahh!!"
All. The. Fucking. Time. And not just with drugs. Lighters, pens, everything.
Maybe my ADD has something to do with it ;D
Title: Re: Have you ever hid your stash so well even YOU couldn't find it?
Post by: fartsinthewind on September 20, 2012, 01:34 am
I take 2 xanax bars and go to sleep, then wake up finding that my bag full of bars(3 more) are missing. I then realize i have taken all of them, wtf.

yes! I did this with my ambien script sometimes too. So annoying. Nobody to blame but a sleep-hypnotic state self.
Title: Re: Have you ever hid your stash so well even YOU couldn't find it?
Post by: b0lixtrader on September 20, 2012, 01:35 am
When ever there is xanax involved I always think I have more xanax left after coming back from the daze.  Always ends up that I finished the rest...

Only other times I forget is when I smoke insane amounts of bud and hide it.  Wake up then it hits me that I have totally no idea where I put my stash.  Worse feeling.
Title: Re: Have you ever hid your stash so well even YOU couldn't find it?
Post by: InkIndulgence on September 20, 2012, 01:48 am
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How's about a +1 karma

You are officially the first person I've given karma to. Awesome!

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When ever there is xanax involved I always think I have more xanax left after coming back from the daze.  Always ends up that I finished the rest...

Ah I have known people like you sir. I've been the person that is trying relentlessly to convince the barred out person that they took all of their bars and there are no more, and they are falling all over and running into shit with while I'm trying to drag them away from whatever scene we are in before they are too bothersome :)
Title: Re: Have you ever hid your stash so well even YOU couldn't find it?
Post by: fartsinthewind on September 20, 2012, 02:02 am
^ good stuff! As soon as i hit 100 posts, i'll pay you back my good man!
Title: Re: Have you ever hid your stash so well even YOU couldn't find it?
Post by: TNY on September 20, 2012, 02:05 am
Ha ha good thread,

On Xanax (aswell) i hid 1g of changa someplace in my house in May and i still cant find it ha ha, what a headfuck! It will be a pleasent surprise when im "over" losing it and find it again though :)
Title: Re: Have you ever hid your stash so well even YOU couldn't find it?
Post by: Gary Oak on September 20, 2012, 02:10 am
I've never purposely hid anything and lost it, but I've sure as fuck accidentally lost track of my stash a number of times.  Just the other day I found my favorite kief scoop and an amber vial with a few hundred milligrams of DMT in it.. SCORE!!! I fucking lost these two months ago and had no clue what happened to them until now.

I don't even mind that I lost them though because whenever I misplace something, I know I must have been pretty fucking baked which can't help but make me grin at the thought. ;D

On a slightly different note, anyone ever lose something that in order to find you've had to toke up to fully retrace your steps? :P
Title: Re: Have you ever hid your stash so well even YOU couldn't find it?
Post by: InkIndulgence on September 20, 2012, 02:23 am
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On a slightly different note, anyone ever lose something that in order to find you've had to toke up to fully retrace your steps?

omg that is the funniest shit ever. As in "man I was so high when i put that somewhere, but where? I should get high so I can be back in that state so I can think like the high me thinks..." love it! hilarious!
Title: Re: Have you ever hid your stash so well even YOU couldn't find it?
Post by: PrincessHIGH on September 20, 2012, 04:37 am
Yup, hunted high and low, and lost all hope. Two years on, found my stash inside a book, nice surprise too as it was still okay, it was a good vintage! :P I don't use books anymore to hide stuff, because I have far too many. Lesson learnt!
Title: Re: Have you ever hid your stash so well even YOU couldn't find it?
Post by: modest mouse on September 20, 2012, 08:21 am
i actually had an OC 40 i though i knew where it was, but couldnt find it in a drawer full of junk. then after i couldnt get the OCs and only had roxy... it was my birthday and i was in the drawer again, happened to stumble upon the pill which was the best freaking b-day present i got. like a little treat saved for myself

sometimes i actually try to hide things from myself just so if i am in dire need of something i can search through all my spots and hopefully something will be stashed somewhere

i used to get so frustrated with these liquid caps of xanax we made one summer, cause i could never freaking remember where i stashed them each time they got moved. now my benzos stay in one place
Title: Re: Have you ever hid your stash so well even YOU couldn't find it?
Post by: sitamaja1 on September 20, 2012, 08:44 am
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On a slightly different note, anyone ever lose something that in order to find you've had to toke up to fully retrace your steps?

omg that is the funniest shit ever. As in "man I was so high when i put that somewhere, but where? I should get high so I can be back in that state so I can think like the high me thinks..." love it! hilarious!

Ugh I don't think that could work, ever...

But I've hid my stash many times due to several reasons. One time I hid it my back pocket which I was sure that it couldn't get lost, because I never put stuff there, but then I got high and well I woke up next morning and totally forgot about it. I thought I had smoked it all or something checked all my pockets(but not the back one, because I NEVER PUT STUFF THERE) and then muttered in lowered voice the rest of the day... <.< When I found it a week later it had gone through a wash :(

Second time I hid my stash was when I put it in a picture frame which hanged in my bathroom and well I forgot it there for about 2 months, but when I finally found it... It was like a miracle had happened I was so overwhelmed by the fact that I just found 1-2Gs of weed, lol.

3rd time which was well rather lately,(which wasn't caused by me, but is still funny) I was starting to bake with 2 lady friends when one of them said that we should get some food from the inside before we start. So we did and when we came back outside the bag o'weed was nowhere to be found... We started tearing the bags of the ladies apart, then while I searched the ground with my phone, those 2 were searching inside. They cleaned out both of their bags, they searched all the places where it could've possibly been and finally we found it! While cleaning out their bags, they had automatically thrown the bag to the trashcan <.<........

And the last thing is the 0,5-1G weed I put somewhere for a good night and I just can't remember where I put it ffs... I guess I'll find it some day. :/

~~sitamaja
Title: Re: Have you ever hid your stash so well even YOU couldn't find it?
Post by: TheSocialEngineerForumAcc on September 20, 2012, 08:48 am
lol yea. I bury all my shit and one time I went back to the place of burial and there was a building there.
Title: Re: Have you ever hid your stash so well even YOU couldn't find it?
Post by: mwarf on September 20, 2012, 09:27 am
Years ago I worked at a restaurant and had one of those coca-cola stash cans, I kept around a 1/2 oz of herb in there for lunch breaks and whatever I needed to get through the day.  It was a pizza joint so they had a solid supply of coke on hand and I would usually just stash the can on the next pallet down as a daily practice. Was a good system for a few months until I went on a vacation for a couple of days and forgot that I left my stash at the restaurant. Came back searching for it to no avail, never heard anything from my manager or anything, so I assume someone had some fun with it. Still cracks me up when I think about that.
Title: Re: Have you ever hid your stash so well even YOU couldn't find it?
Post by: WinstonWolfe on September 20, 2012, 10:19 am
Somewhere, in the sleeve of one of my 3500+ vinyl records, is a gram of coke.

That I hid there one night, in the summer of 1984.
Title: Re: Have you ever hid your stash so well even YOU couldn't find it?
Post by: modest mouse on September 20, 2012, 04:51 pm
its probably it the shittiest record you have. you havent played it yet and you were probably thinking - no one will ever play that shit, its the perfect hiding spot
Title: Re: Have you ever hid your stash so well even YOU couldn't find it?
Post by: rfs78 on September 20, 2012, 07:39 pm
I used to hide my coke stash while high on coke so that i couldn't do it all. The problem was the next morning I would never remember where I put it.  Years later when moving we found several of those stashes in various places throughout the house! LOL
Title: Re: Have you ever hid your stash so well even YOU couldn't find it?
Post by: psychedelicmind on September 20, 2012, 07:55 pm
I wouldn't have the heart to hide my stash from myself! ;)
Title: Re: Have you ever hid your stash so well even YOU couldn't find it?
Post by: lucablight on September 20, 2012, 09:38 pm
I'm fairly sure that I have a bottle, or two, or three, of hydrocodone/oxycodone that I hid when I was on xanax.

Nothing worse than knowing how close they are, except maybe that last line of white.
Title: Re: Have you ever hid your stash so well even YOU couldn't find it?
Post by: Knomo on September 20, 2012, 09:47 pm
Lol.. yes... ::)

That sensational moment when you accidentally find it after a few months :D
Title: Re: Have you ever hid your stash so well even YOU couldn't find it?
Post by: MixM8 on September 20, 2012, 10:30 pm
Sadly, yes  :-\. It's always the drugs that have the highest price to weight ratio that get lost, since just a small amount is worth stashing.
Title: Re: Have you ever hid your stash so well even YOU couldn't find it?
Post by: HitTheRoad on September 20, 2012, 11:10 pm
Never hidden stuff but on a night out taking E and searching my pockets one nite for a pill that I knew was in one of my pockets. I searched every pocket at least 3 times thoroughly and couldn't find it, searched EVERY pocket and section of pockets again to find nothing only to search again and find it in one of the pockets I already searched at least 4 times!
And talking while looking saying "I know it's here somewhere"
ha ha, tis mental!
Title: Re: Have you ever hid your stash so well even YOU couldn't find it?
Post by: fartsinthewind on September 20, 2012, 11:25 pm
its probably it the shittiest record you have. you havent played it yet and you were probably thinking - no one will ever play that shit, its the perfect hiding spot

good call. Probably a peter frampton or kiss album.
Title: Re: Have you ever hid your stash so well even YOU couldn't find it?
Post by: Addy on September 21, 2012, 12:34 am
Can't think of an instance where I've lost my stuff, but there was one time I was splitting a perc 30 and upon snapping it, one half flew into the air and landed on my carpet. I never found it... 15 bucks and a potentially good night gone.
Title: Re: Have you ever hid your stash so well even YOU couldn't find it?
Post by: fartsinthewind on September 21, 2012, 12:46 am
Indulgent, I'm back and ready to return the favor!

+1 Karma time!
Title: Re: Have you ever hid your stash so well even YOU couldn't find it?
Post by: InkIndulgence on September 21, 2012, 04:55 am
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Indulgent, I'm back and ready to return the favor!

Yay doesn't it feel wonderful to give good karma?! Thank you! As soon as I saw that mine was up I instantly went here to see if it was you.

Also thanks to the anonymous person who also gave me one! I will always give good karma. <-- really hope that sentence doesn't come back to bite me in the butt one day.

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I used to hide my coke stash while high on coke so that i couldn't do it all. The problem was the next morning I would never remember where I put it.  Years later when moving we found several of those stashes in various places throughout the house! LOL

Dude no way would coke last one hour stashed anywhere in my place. Even if the house had to be torn down, it would be found. If someone can actually save their coke for another time they are crazy! I know that's not what you did but I'm just thinking aloud here...
Title: Re: Have you ever hid your stash so well even YOU couldn't find it?
Post by: Gary Oak on September 21, 2012, 05:28 am
Also thanks to the anonymous person who also gave me one!

A present from me in the +Karma thread. :3
Title: Re: Have you ever hid your stash so well even YOU couldn't find it?
Post by: Mrambulancedriver on September 21, 2012, 02:38 pm
Ha, when i was selling a lot of pot and hash i used to this all the time. Most of the time though, I'd stash an extra ounce or two away somewhere, and then totally forget about it. A few weeks later my girlfriend would clean the apartment and find a fat block of hash, or a jar full of pot. Always a good time.

I haven't been on the level i used to though, so it's been awhile since I could stash an ounce or two and not even notice..
Title: Re: Have you ever hid your stash so well even YOU couldn't find it?
Post by: chrispi on September 25, 2012, 01:28 am
i do it alla time and realize i shouldnt be handling anything hi,  how do u like it when youre at the mans house and he loses HIS stash..dont THAT suck ;D
Title: Re: Have you ever hid your stash so well even YOU couldn't find it?
Post by: Twelve_Pickles on September 25, 2012, 03:24 am
i've been so stoned once that i lost a 20 bag of some tasty smokes about 30 mins after picking up. later found it 8 months later when moving house.

one of the best finds ever.
Title: Re: Have you ever hid your stash so well even YOU couldn't find it?
Post by: chrispi on September 25, 2012, 01:24 pm
im glad to see that xanax thing happening with everyone and not just me....i have searched hi and lo and driven far and searched other ppls houses, cuz i was SURE i had more xanax, only to be left clutching the empty script bottle in my sweaty hand.    because i couldnt remember taking just another two cuz im not quite high enough, (forget that), need  to take a couple more cuz im not there just yet, give away two, (forget that), taken two more with this fresh beer, fuckit, taken 4 more, give away 2, (forget that) and so on and so on til bllllllllllluuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr......HEY MAN! WHO DAFUQ STOLE ALL MY XANAXES
Title: Re: Have you ever hid your stash so well even YOU couldn't find it?
Post by: FredLint on February 01, 2013, 02:25 pm
true story! I once lost my stash - 3/4's of an ounce of old school prop-dope! I had been going for 3 weeks with zero sleep, cutting glass for this huge stained glass dragon with a scorpion's tail and huge open purple wings! Any way it was taking forever! And my sis was showing up in one month. I'd add the Onion Image Uploader link to it but IT (OIU) seems to have been misplaced - where the hell did it go anyway!

So after 3 weeks of not eating, not sleeping, bent over this Redwood table I use to cut glass on - day in/night out - and started seeing things that weren't there! So when the baggie disappeared I just went and re-upped and forgot about it. 1 year later I got evicted because the Landlord sold my house and pretty much had everything moved to my new place. The last pallet in the basement I lifted up - PLOP! - the baggie fell through to the concrete floor!

No shit! AND, it just so happened I'd been out for about 2 weeks. - No 'cake' to buy more! AND it was fantastic. Nothing special - just a sandwich baggie in a very cold dark basement! I didn't know Meth would stay good that long! But it was really good!
Title: Re: Have you ever hid your stash so well even YOU couldn't find it?
Post by: Dankbank1 on February 01, 2013, 02:37 pm
^^ohh so thats how you were going for weeks without sleep, I c what u did thar! Your cheeky little guy you!

I just found a little bit of IlF's MDA in a random bookbag I took to basslights. Damn what a good surprise, it like when you're not looking for it, you'll fucking find it I swear!@
Title: Re: Have you ever hid your stash so well even YOU couldn't find it?
Post by: MrBing2012 on February 01, 2013, 04:29 pm
^^ohh so thats how you were going for weeks without sleep, I c what u did thar! Your cheeky little guy you!

I just found a little bit of IlF's MDA in a random bookbag I took to basslights. Damn what a good surprise, it like when you're not looking for it, you'll fucking find it I swear!@

Yeah, only way I can ever find my lost stash is if I try and forget about it (which is really hard to do lol)
Title: Re: Have you ever hid your stash so well even YOU couldn't find it?
Post by: BenJesuit on February 01, 2013, 07:33 pm
One time I must have been so high that a bunch of pills slipped out into my girlfriend's panty drawer.

Weeks later, when I was putting away the laundry so I could get some ;), I found a bunch of pills at the bottom of her panty drawer.

Funniest feeling to have a hard on for the imagery the panties conjure up in your mind while putting them away for he and for the erection turbo boost you get for finding pills that shouldn't even be there in the first place, but there they were nevertheless.

It's like getting an award for being a helpful horny bastard while God winks at you.   
Title: Re: Have you ever hid your stash so well even YOU couldn't find it?
Post by: discgolfking on February 01, 2013, 07:45 pm
I HAD a  plastic basket full of aspirin pills vitamins etc the cat jumped up on the desk and knocked everything all over the floor.     boy was i pissed off. i started picking them up and i found a big ole bud.   was happy as can be .  all thanks to my cat,....    got high high
Title: Re: Have you ever hid your stash so well even YOU couldn't find it?
Post by: raynardine on February 01, 2013, 08:26 pm
I'm pretty sure this happens all of the time.

I'm sure people have fiended all over the house afterwards every time.
Title: Re: Have you ever hid your stash so well even YOU couldn't find it?
Post by: #slothrop on February 01, 2013, 10:37 pm
I was packing up my books for a move last July and I pulled A Most Wanted Man off my shelf only to find a bag of shrooms that had been sandwiched between it and another book. Then I made the mistake of taking the shrooms then and there only to remember I had a date with this girl at a Sushi bar we'd been going to a lot around that time. Most disgusting food to eat while tripping, as far as I've experienced anyway.
Had a similar experience with weed, only I'd accused an acquaintance of stealing from me. God did I feel like a shit head after that.
Currently I'm searching for an empty vial that probably has trace amounts of DMT. Not a smokeable quantity by any means, but more than enough for a arrest, if it ever came to that.
Title: Re: Have you ever hid your stash so well even YOU couldn't find it?
Post by: murungu on February 02, 2013, 01:04 am
We hid some weed (a tiny amount really)  in the muti-storey carpark, of an hotel, in Bangkok, Thailand. And came back after a month, and never ever found it, and we spent HOURS going over where we thought it was while trying not to look suspicious to any passing security patrols and car park users...
Title: Re: Have you ever hid your stash so well even YOU couldn't find it?
Post by: InkIndulgence on February 02, 2013, 01:36 am
Wow can't believe this thread got dug up... who was lookin at my post history? :)
Title: Re: Have you ever hid your stash so well even YOU couldn't find it?
Post by: nomad bloodbath on February 02, 2013, 01:58 am
Yes almost daily, currently i have a little under a half gram of MDA  and 400mg of 2C-B MIA.


X)
nomad
Title: Re: Have you ever hid your stash so well even YOU couldn't find it?
Post by: ChemCat on February 02, 2013, 02:44 am
LOL  that's nuts  cuz i hid a half oz of some sour d. and looked in every shoe, socks, box and drawer and every other place i can think
of and still cant find it  LOL


Peace,

ChemCat

Title: Re: Have you ever hid your stash so well even YOU couldn't find it?
Post by: HitTheRoad on August 16, 2013, 10:55 pm
Wow can't believe this thread got dug up... who was lookin at my post history? :)

Close to a year old too!

Just noticed a warning with my reply saying:

"Warning: this topic has not been posted in for at least 120 days.
Unless you're sure you want to reply, please consider starting a new topic."
Title: Re: Have you ever hid your stash so well even YOU couldn't find it?
Post by: Croskin on August 17, 2013, 02:56 am
Literally found my personal stash of green in a ziplock bag inside of a protein tub, inside of my pantry about 3 months after I realized that it was lost.  I've never cleaned my place so many times in 3 months.  I even scrubbed the floor under the oven after looking there...  stupid me :)
Title: Re: Have you ever hid your stash so well even YOU couldn't find it?
Post by: Ballzinator on August 17, 2013, 07:23 am
I once hid a bag of 5-MeO-MiPT under the padding of the box of my digital scales and forgot about that. I searched for it forever and didn't find it until one day months later I randomly remembered :D
Title: Re: Have you ever hid your stash so well even YOU couldn't find it?
Post by: goblin on August 17, 2013, 01:22 pm
Just like a squirrel burying a nut.
Title: Re: Have you ever hid your stash so well even YOU couldn't find it?
Post by: VHSplayer on August 17, 2013, 06:01 pm
Not really.

I'm a pill guy so I usually just buy small amounts and pop 'em as soon as I get them!

Booyah!
Title: Re: Have you ever hid your stash so well even YOU couldn't find it?
Post by: HitTheRoad on August 19, 2013, 11:08 pm
Would love to know someone who dug up a box of buried White Dove E's from early 90's to compare them to today's!